Yes, you read right, I’m a fortune teller from the Middle
East. Now let’s get down to business, which is the prime purpose of this blog (no it's not, fun is).
I can’t remember where’d I keep my crystal ball? Maybe I should try finding it
around my tarot cards. Oh wait! But I can’t find them without my magic 8 number
ball, but then it should be the right day with the correct alignment of stars
to spin that ball.
Okay enough of the mockery, now some less amusing
talks. So do you read your horoscope? I’m not saying you’re superstitious. I’m
not saying what you should do. It’s all a matter of belief. Some of us do some
might not.
So whether you believe in astrology or not, I’m
still glad you’re reading this so keep on.
Now if I prove it to you that a person who believes
in astrology and the one who doesn’t are actually not much different than each
other, you’d probably laugh but keep reading and see me try. So for convenience
sake bifurcate the process into steps. 1st- you read your horoscope.
2nd- you try to connect the events written with your life. Now it
also depends whether you’re reading it in the morning or in the evening. If dusk
being the case then you might have a clearer idea of how your day was and it’s
less likely that you’re going to believe your horoscope.
The real trick lies within the 1st step. More
accurately, within the words written in your horoscope. They are written so
beautifully and in such a manner that they present the facts which are vague in
their literal sense yet a drop of human connection makes them seem real and
most of all- probable. See this excerpt from a horoscope of my own zodiac-“Business
meetings progress well because the different parties involved appreciate the
deeper concerns and issues at hand. Spare the time for your family now. You have
been tolerant and understanding but now things are starting to go too far.” Now
break it down to parts and try making sense. If seen completely on the surface,
then it’s got nothing to do with me. I got no business meetings nor is there
any uncertain progress. And for the tolerance part, we all can relate to it. It’s
such a common thing. We all consider ourselves very controlled and calm whether
it be in actual practise or not but we’re just like that. We all have some
people or situations which annoy us and have been constantly annoying us from
some time now and any point in time can be called as when it went too far.
So now you know it all just depends on how you perceive
your life and how much do you think about the events that occur in it. If you
view it from a general perspective then you might be able to connect. If you
look closely and think clearly then you know, to quote Sheldon Cooper, “its
Hokum”.
All those who have faith in astrology might just
consider me now a nihilist. Who knows? They could be right. Difficult to judge
a skeptic’s faith, isn’t it?
"The author's a part time snake-charmer too."